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When my friend tells me I need to be more approachable

soyeahbluesdance:

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…
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This goes hand in hand with ‘bitchy resting face’ and ‘dancer stink eye.’

(Lindyhopproblems - I had this in my queue when you posted it & it’s a brilliant gif!)

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(Source: cardboard-crack)

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dimma-dont:

when you accidently read a spoiler

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(Source: dimma-dont, via gm-milk)

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WHEN COWORKERS ASK ME FOR MORE INFO ON PALEO

whatshouldwecallpaleolife:

Early on in my paleo journey, my reaction would be something like:

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But now, after almost three years, I just send them a link to Mark’s Daily Apple.

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Throwback Thursday! Brought to you by January 22nd, 2013

After one year, I’m at that point. 

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I found this waiting for me when I got home. I feel like a princess. #pampered #loved #happy

I found this waiting for me when I got home. I feel like a princess. #pampered #loved #happy

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madamethursday:

[Image: A late 1800’s photograph in sepia tones showing Mary Bowser, a Black woman wearing a dress from that period and holding a closed umbrella almost like a cane, looking straight ahead.]
everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.
(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

*throws money at Hollywood*

madamethursday:

[Image: A late 1800’s photograph in sepia tones showing Mary Bowser, a Black woman wearing a dress from that period and holding a closed umbrella almost like a cane, looking straight ahead.]

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.

(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

*throws money at Hollywood*

(via shinelikethunder)

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cardboard-crack:

Here are more Magic: The Gathering physics comics.
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mercenary-tributary:


a spirit that preys on the insecurities of young girls. on approaching one, it whispers venomously backhanded compliments, and delivers unneeded, often damaging advice in order to undermine the girl’s confidence and control her so that she may be devoured easily by the spirit.
the best way to ward it off is to appear unfazed by its insidious manipulations and stare directly into its great, luminous eyes until it gets uncomfortable and leaves.


My hair has been near it’s current length since I was 9 - interrupted in high school when I grew it out to please a boyfriend. I’m a no-fuss no-muss girl and it’s a fantastic look on me. 
You better believe I still get unsolicited “advice” from all sorts of people all the time, concerned about my ability to catch a man while I possess short hair. I do just fine, thankyouverymuch.

mercenary-tributary:

a spirit that preys on the insecurities of young girls. on approaching one, it whispers venomously backhanded compliments, and delivers unneeded, often damaging advice in order to undermine the girl’s confidence and control her so that she may be devoured easily by the spirit.

the best way to ward it off is to appear unfazed by its insidious manipulations and stare directly into its great, luminous eyes until it gets uncomfortable and leaves.

My hair has been near it’s current length since I was 9 - interrupted in high school when I grew it out to please a boyfriend. I’m a no-fuss no-muss girl and it’s a fantastic look on me. 

You better believe I still get unsolicited “advice” from all sorts of people all the time, concerned about my ability to catch a man while I possess short hair. I do just fine, thankyouverymuch.

(via lacigreen)

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After dinner treat! #wineandcheese  #wine #ilovewine #cheesetoo

After dinner treat! #wineandcheese #wine #ilovewine #cheesetoo